Heavy Metal.

Last week was fucking EPIC on the CMJ charts. I am about to piss myself. Fortunately, I wore Depends today.

Loud Rock Chart:

1    LAMB OF GOD    Wrath    Epic
2    OBSCURA    Cosmogenesis    Relapse
3    CYNIC    Traced In Air    Season Of Mist
4    CANNIBAL CORPSE    Evisceration Plague    Metal Blade
5    CATTLE DECAPITATION    The Harvest Floor    Metal Blade
6    KREATOR    Hordes Of Chaos    SPV
7    HERO DESTROYED    Hero Destroyed    Relapse
8    PSYOPUS    Odd Senses    Metal Blade
9    ABYSMAL DAWN    Programmed To Consume    Relapse
10    WHITECHAPEL    This Is Exile    Metal Blade

Okay, here’s the best part. The KAMP Top Ten:

Rank    Artist  Recording       Label   User Supplied Version
1       FRANZ FERDINAND         Tonight: Franz Ferdinand        Domino
2       LAMB OF GOD     Wrath   Epic
3       LILY ALLEN      It’s Not Me, It’s You   Capitol Records
4       BIRD AND THE BEE        Ray Guns Are Not Just The Future        Blue Note
5       HOT PANDA       Volcano… Bloody Volcano       Mint
6       VARIOUS ARTISTS         Johnny Cash Remixed     Compadre
7       CANNIBAL CORPSE         Evisceration Plague     Metal Blade
8       ANIMAL COLLECTIVE       Merriweather Post Pavilion      Domino
9       VARIOUS ARTISTS         War Child Presents Heroes       Astralwerks
10      BROKEN SPINDLES         Kiss/Kick       blank.wav

HOLY MUCKERFUCKING FUCK!!! METAL PWNS THOSE PANSY KIDS’ ASSES!!!!

I love Metal.

-Liz Motherfuckin’ Wilshin